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Ashley's Metro Toronto Zoo Adventure

Ashley's close encounters at the Metro Toronto Zoo

She was like a magnet. Wherever she went the animals drew near. Closer and closer she summoned them. For a moment it seemed as though the animals had come to admire her... and then, abruptly, a child would run up to the zoo animals screaming, and the moment would be ruined. Damn kids!

Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash excited as hell on arrival.
Ash all excited.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Hard to tell but this monkey was flashing everyone a hard-on
Struttin' his stuff.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash very excited to see butterflies and other stuff.
Warning: Butterflies.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Butterflies just chillin'
The butterflies.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Sad truths if we don't make changes.
Sad truth.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash enjoying herself.
Enjoying herself.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash posing with a big metal orangutan and a peacock in the background.
Peacock, Orangutan, Ash.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: A couple apes chowing down on a bag of Ms. Vickies. Mmmmm.
Monkey, Ms. Vickie's, Monkey.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Sleepy orangutan.
Sleepy orangutan.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Sleepy tiger.
Sleepy tiger.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash sleeping next to a sleeping turtle, they were pretty cute snoozing together.
Sleeping Ashy, sleeping turtle.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ash checking out the sleeping turtle.
Shh! Turtles sleeping!
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ms. (and Mr.) Piggy - they were sleeping too!
Mr. & Ms. Piggy.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: This guy was definitely awake.
Crazy lil'monkey.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Burn! Hahaha.
Hilarious!
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Hey tubby, what's shakin'?
What's shakin'?		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The hippoes poop in the water they swim in.
They poo in there.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: ... and now you know!
Also hilarious.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Homo sapiens, but don't misinterpret the 'homo'.
Yours truly.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: These were angry little fuckers! I'm pretty sure they woulda bit my arm off!
Caution: angry monkeys!		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Parrots up high
Parrots.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Owls
Cool lil' dudes.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Somebody give this guy some ritalin. This monkey was outta control!
Dude needs ritalin.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Ashy discovers a turtle.
Ashy makes a friend.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The turtle comes to say hi to Ashy and gives her a kiss through the glass (I took the little bastard home and boiled him for dinner later on).
Turtle kisses Ashy.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The turtle started flaunting his little turtle stuff.
Turtle showing off.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: When he heard I was gonna cook him for blowing Ash kisses he took off.
Fast-swimming turtle.
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: This, was an animal. I know no more and no less.
Fuzzy little... something.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: The otters were putting on a show, they were playing together for like 10 minutes!
Otters playing.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: All of a sudden one got up and left the other one alone. This is how an Otter looks when his girl runs off and he`s left asking himself:
"Was it something I said?"
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Even the birdies were coming to check out Ashy.
Chillin'.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: I really like water and stuff.
Love it!		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Me. I want one of these in my room!
I can has?!
Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Jellyfish - these things trip me out!
Jellyfish.		 Ash's Zoo Adventure :: Kangaroo orgy, up close and intimate... in the pouch!
Kangaroo orgy!

 All in all we had a great time at the Metro Toronto Zoo. We rode two-up on Adri's KYMCO Venox along Steeles from downtown Toronto and had great time! Ashley still wasn't comfortable enough on her Honda CBR-125R yet, but we'll do it again this coming season.

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